The truth is clear: Jeffrey Epstein was a character test that Tuberville failed faster than Meemaw sold out Alabama to Fauci a

The stunt—er, “campaign strategy”—was designed to challenge front-runner Tommy Tuberville to a wheelie contest. McFeeters claimed it was to expose Tuberville’s secret identity as a non-resident of Alabama, alleging the Senator would surely decline the challenge because, well, he doesn’t live here. Plus, nothing says “true Alabamian” like a politician wheeling a two-wheeled death trap.