Twinkles Golden Sets

By Christopher M Peeks April 05, 2024

.Legend has it that hidden deep inside the walls of the Public Service commission lies Twinkle Cavanaughs most prized possession. A trophy so coveted that each morning she goes down into the vault. Pulls out her golden sets hold them high in the air. Then sits her art on a table and polishes her pretty. piece. Only a handful of people have claimed to lays on it. So the tale continues to grow.

At each months PSC meeting Jeremy Oden and Chip Beeker can be heard walking the floor. In a soft anguish they mutter out "who, who, who has them? Please, please, please give them back" Then after the meeting they walk the streets of Montgomery in search.

They look for hours. Not knowing if they will ever get them back. But they continue in their quest. Hoping, praying, wishing that someday, somewhere they will find their balls. Right this minute Cow Chip and the Fatman are roaming around the Capital ball hunting.

Sadly, these two half man, eunuchs are unaware that their balls adorn Twinkles trophy. So keep searching you ball less wonders and hope that your next journey will be the one that finds your testicles and that you may one day resume being a man. Godspeed.

Chris Peeks

Reporter and Columnist

Alabama Political Contributor