Where in the World is Wes Allen? The Alabama Secretary of State Skips Seven Republican Lieutenant Governor Debates​

By Christopher M Peeks May 12, 2026

​When I first heard that "lil rat face" had skipped seven Republican Lt. Governor forums, the kids show Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? popped into my brain. As fitting as that is for this low-testosterone coward, Where’s Waldo? seems more appropriate since Wes Allen looks exactly like the dork from that series.

​For real, this little fella—who has hidden behind his daddy’s knee his whole life—has dodged his opponents after launching one verbal assault after another. He lashes out simply because they had the nerve to run for an office he covets.

​What is this sad little man afraid of? You went on the offensive—own it, little guy. You try to sound so tough in those stupid commercials where you claim "the Liberals lost their mind," yet you aren't man enough to face the people you've trashed?

​I’ll answer that for you: No, Lil Wessy, you are a spineless wimp. Alabama needs a leader who stands by their principles, not someone who shirks from their own statements. We deserve better. Wes Allen, you stand for nothing but your own self-indulgence.

Wes Allen running from a confrontation