Dr. Robin Litaker will defeat Representative Terry Sewell in the 2026 midterms

By Christopher M Peeks April 1, 2025

Clairvoyant

My whole life, I have had a unique gift. A sixth sense, almost.

I know this sounds crazy, but I have the ability to step into the future and predict the winners of elections. This gift has led to me being dubbed the "Prophet."

Dr. Robin Litaker Will Defeat Democrat Terry Sewell

Let me tell you about my latest vision. Dr. Robin Litaker will defeat Democratic incumbent Representative Terri Sewell in the 2026 midterms for Alabama House Congressional District 7. Going away.

Time Is Right

Why, you might ask? She knows the needs of the constituents of House District Seven. She is a seasoned politician who understands how to run a campaign, and she will put a team in place to get the job done.

A New Day

Robin Litaker has everything in position to be the next member of the House of Representatives from AL CD 7. Mark my words, she will take her rightful place walking the corridors of the U.S. Capitol. Remember, you heard it here on the first of... APRIL FOOLS.

A Gluten For Punishment

Robin Litaker, a five-time loser, despite running in only four races, couldn't win an election if she were the only candidate running. Literally, in 2024 she lost the GOP primary to Chris Horn, who had dropped out. She has the ominous distinction of being the politician who lost two elections for the same office in the same year. After being blown out by Horn 56%-44%, she got trounced by Sewell by 30 points. This is humiliating. Just when you thought Shorty Price was a joke, Litaker says, "Hold my beer."

Owl-Like

Litaker, in her infinite wisdom, believes she will do better with Trump off the ballot. I guess she doesn't realize that without him on the ticket, people are not going to show up in numbers. I suppose she thinks people will turn out for her?

Another Soosayer

Well, as an inspirational candidate as she is, all one has to do is look at the 2024 data to see the truth. Litaker underperformed Trump in Alabama's seventh district. That means, as the iconic Democrat Bill Baxley predicted, voters who chose the Republican nominee President Donald Trump split their ticket to choose Democrat Representative Sewell... Yeah...

Character Counts

Her poor performance at the ballot box is a reflection of her lack of character and integrity. Knowing how much I like President Trump, Litaker could have taken me to the 2024 dinner with him, but she told me she didn't want people to know who I was.

Ying-Yang

Then, the good Dr. denied me like Peter denied Christ to people who asked her if she knew me because she thought I hurt her campaign, as if this unlovable loser had not damaged her election chances enough, as attempted to gain favor from 1819 News editor sleazebag Jeff Poor who helped Craig Monger kill Bubba Copeland... Yeah... But she was okay with taking free advice from me. If she actually heeded my words, she might have pulled more than 25%. I mean, that much of the electorate is going to vote against the incumbent in any race.

Final Analysis

Robin Litaker is a loser

In the final analysis, Dr. Robin Litaker's poor performance at the polls is a direct reflection on herself as a politician. She is a horrible candidate. She is horrible at the game. And she is a horrible individual.

Christopher M Peeks

Reporter and Columnist

Alabama Political Contributor